Transcript of a real call:
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Me: “Thank you for calling **** support.”
Customer: “Um…I don’t think you’re going to believe this….”
Me: “What seems to be the issue today?”
Customer: “I think my computer was abducted!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I went to bed last night and my computer was on my dining room table. I woke up this morning late for work and rushed out the door. As I backed out of the driveway, I heard a crunch, and I figured it was a trash can or something.”
Me: “…OK. And what does this have to do with your computer, sir?”
Customer: “Well, when I checked it out it was my computer under the back tire. But I swear that it was still inside the house when I went to bed last night!”
Me: “OK sir, unfortunately your warranty does not cover extraterrestrial damage, so any repairs to the computer will have to be paid with a credit card.”
Customer: “WHAT?! I don’t want it fixed! I just wanted to let you know that your computers attract aliens. My insurance company already replaced it. I’m just waiting for it to arrive now.” *click*
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from notalwaysright.com
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