This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.
Now I’m afraid to pee.
from Bits & Pieces
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oooooh no you didn't!!! OMGAWSH!!!!
That's just awful.
And amazing.
Allll at the saaame time!!!!
P.S. Is "Bits & Pieces" like.. Something. Or just a thing you write after stuff.
[did that make ANY sense at all?] lol
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