Friday, May 29, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
New Web Site
No more posts will be made here- they will all be posted on my new website:
www.qualeman.com
Go to the "stalk me" tab, and subscribe there!
We're better together,
Josh
Wow... The fates have spoken.
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Joshua Quale
Pastor to Students
Huntington Beach Baptist Church
Cell: (951) 852-4232
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Mmmmm... Yummy. Nudie old man day on the upper west side.
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Joshua Quale
Pastor to Students
Huntington Beach Baptist Church
Cell: (951) 852-4232
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Just partook in the eucharist at Trinity Church.
What an incredible experience! Taking Communion, old school.
P.s. Were performing here momentarilly- and this is the church from National Treasure.
But, communion was the best part.
P.s. Were performing here momentarilly- and this is the church from National Treasure.
But, communion was the best part.
New York Tour- Day 4
WATCH IN HIGH DEF!
Day 4 of the VUSC Tour in NYC.
Trip to Ground Zero, and St. Paul's Chapel.
Day 4 of the VUSC Tour in NYC.
Trip to Ground Zero, and St. Paul's Chapel.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Push the button, grab the bacon!
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Joshua Quale
Pastor to Students
Huntington Beach Baptist Church
Cell: (951) 852-4232
A foreign couple is changing their baby right in the middle of starbucks.
Can you say "Staff infection"??
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Joshua Quale
Pastor to Students
Huntington Beach Baptist Church
Cell: (951) 852-4232
Monday, May 18, 2009
Heading upto Liberty Island.
Send me your tired, your poor
Your hurdeled masses longing to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the Homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp besidethe Golden door.
Your hurdeled masses longing to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the Homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp besidethe Golden door.
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Joshua Quale
Pastor to Students
Huntington Beach Baptist Church
Cell: (951) 852-4232
CVUSC Concert Choir at the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine
Vanguard Universities Concert Choir performing Caritas Et Amor at the Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine, New york Tour 2009
Vanguard University Concert Choir performing "My Soul's been Anchored in the Lord" arr. Moses Hogan at The Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine
I can feel my arteries clogging as I'm eating this. Yummm
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Joshua Quale
Pastor to Students
Huntington Beach Baptist Church
Cell: (951) 852-4232
Saturday, May 16, 2009
About to get on the subway- with Jayde and Jenny red head
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Joshua Quale
Pastor to Students
Huntington Beach Baptist Church
Cell: (951) 852-4232
Chillin at starbucks on w. 57th.
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Joshua Quale
Pastor to Students
Huntington Beach Baptist Church
Cell: (951) 852-4232
Free Starbucks Wifi, #1
Im going to be calling these updates "Free Starbucks Wifi" because they dont have free Wifi at the hotel we are staying at, but i get it *free* at Starbucks, with my gold card.
heres some pics from yesterday, of the drive to the airport, the plane and waiting. and more... waiting.
enjoy!
(click to enlarge)
heres some pics from yesterday, of the drive to the airport, the plane and waiting. and more... waiting.
enjoy!
(click to enlarge)
Friday, May 15, 2009
Check out my New York updates!
Hey everyone! I'm writing from the tunnel, heading into New York city!
Just wanted to let you know you can follow my adventures around the city by going to
Www.Twitter.com/qualeman
Enjoy your night!
-Josh
Just wanted to let you know you can follow my adventures around the city by going to
Www.Twitter.com/qualeman
Enjoy your night!
-Josh
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Baptist Pastor Tasered and beaten, forced from his car
A baptist pastor was tasered, beaten and taken forcefully from his vehicle by California Highway Patrolman. The pastor refused to get out of the car until he was given the charges, and after asking repeatedly, he was told he was being arrested for resisting arrest. (??)
watch the video of his arrest and what took place here:
and his comments before THAT video was made:
what do you think? who was in the wrong?
wow... this sucks.
It slipped in... Fish found in boy's penis:
A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."
A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.
Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."
"He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma."
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Pastors Life, #1
LEave some love with 5 stars!
Josh's Blog:
http://qualeman.blogspot.com
Atlantis links with Hubble:
http://tinyurl.com/pfhkjg
One Month to Live Survey:
http://tinyurl.com/cad83t
HBBC Student Ministry Website:
http://tinyurl.com/odee69
the Not-So-Extreme-Sports-Club:
http://tinyurl.com/pr2ooa
Un-Noticed News:
The Pheromone-Immiting Seduction Ring:
http://tinyurl.com/orhgue
Lego's Sunglasses:
http://tinyurl.com/dhcl6q
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Mini Book Review- Me, Myself and Bob.
Im waiting now for a book that I ordered called "Me, Myself and Bob", the story of Phil Vischer, the creator of VeggieTales. I have read this before, but have lost it (big surprise).
This is an incredible story of a man who had a dream and saw the dream come to life, and then saw the dream die right in front of him, and he couldnt doa nything about it.
A man who has tasted defeat, learned what was important and came out with a better understanding of what it means to be "crucified with Christ". If you are going into the business arena, into ministry, leadership of any kind, or if you just plain have dreams at all, this is a MUST read!
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
"I Know My Girl" from The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown"
Heres a clip of the song "I Know My Girl" from the Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown at OCPAC.
This reminds me of a good friend and her mom SO MUCH its not even funny.
The Characters are: Sam, Her mom, Her boyfriend and Her Dad. Sam is a girl about to graduate high school, and her mom is wondering why she never tells her anything.
AWESOME!
I Love this!
-Josh
Monday, May 04, 2009
Things to think about
From bits & pieces
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes..
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there? I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.”
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Teenage Daughter...
ON HER THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a teenage daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the maintenance of your new daughter, and answers important questions about your warranty, which does NOT include the right to return the ‘product’ to the factory for a full refund.
IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR TEENAGER IN ERROR:
To determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenage girl, please examine your new daughter carefully. Does she:
(a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with more makeup and less clothing?
(b) refuse to acknowledge your existence on the planet Earth (except when requesting money)?
(c) sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry?
If any of these are true, you have received the correct item.
BREAK-IN PERIOD:
When you first receive your teenage daughter, you will initially experience a high level of discomfort. Gradually, this discomfort will subside, and you will merely feel traumatized. This is the “Break-In Period,” during which you are becoming accustomed to certain behaviors that will cause you concern, anxiety, and stress. One you have adapted to these behaviors, your teenager will start acting even worse.
ACTIVATION:
To activate your teenage daughter, simply place her in the vicinity of a telephone or Instant Messenger. No further programming is required.
SHUTDOWN:
Several hours after activation, you may desire to shut down your teenaged daughter. There is no way to do this.
CLEANING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER:
Having a teenage daughter means learning the difference between the words “clean” and “neat.” Teenage daughters are very clean, because they take frequent showers that last more than an hour. They will scrub themselves with expensive, fragrant soaps which you must purchase for them because “like I’m sure I’m going to use like the same kind of soap my mom and dad use.” When they have completely drained the hot-water tank, they will step out & wrap themselves in every towel in the bathroom, which they will subsequently strew throughout the house. If you ask them to pick up the towels, you are confusing “clean” with “neat.” Teenagers are very busy & don’t have time to be neat. They expect others to pick up after them. These ‘others’ are called “parents.”
FEEDING YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER:
Your teenage daughter requires regular meals, which must be purchased for her at restaurants because she detests everything you eat because “it is like so disgusting.” She doesn’t want you to accompany her to these restaurants, because some people might see you and, “like I’m sure I want my friends to see me eating dinner with my parents”. Either order take-out food or just give her the money. If you order pizza, never answer the doorbell because the delivery boy might see you and, “ohmigod he is so hot!” Yes, your daughter’s idea of an attractive man is the pizza boy.
CLOTHING YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER:
Retailers make millions of dollars a year selling stylish and frankly, sensible clothing which will look adorable on your daughter. If you enjoy shopping, you will love the vast selections which are available to you. Unfortunately, your teenage daughter wants to dress like a lap dancer. You may be able to coerce her into putting on a cute outfit before leaving the house, but by the time she walks in the school door, she will be wearing something entirely different.
OTHER MAINTENANCE:
Teenage daughters require one or two levels of maintenance: “high,” and “ultra high.” Of course, YOUR daughter is “ultra high”. This means that whatever you do won’t be enough, and whatever you try, won’t work.
WARRANTY:
This product is not without defect because she has “your” genes, for heaven’s sake! If you think this is not fair, talk to your parents, who think it is hilarious. Your teenage daughter will remain a teenager for as long as it takes for her to become a woman; which in her opinion, has already happened, and as far as you are concerned, never really will. If you are dissatisfied with your teenage daughter, well, what did you expect? In any event, your warranty does not give you your little girl back under any circumstances, except that deep down she’s actually still there - you just have to look for her. Go ahead, try it-you just might find her!
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a teenage daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the maintenance of your new daughter, and answers important questions about your warranty, which does NOT include the right to return the ‘product’ to the factory for a full refund.
IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR TEENAGER IN ERROR:
To determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenage girl, please examine your new daughter carefully. Does she:
(a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with more makeup and less clothing?
(b) refuse to acknowledge your existence on the planet Earth (except when requesting money)?
(c) sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry?
If any of these are true, you have received the correct item.
BREAK-IN PERIOD:
When you first receive your teenage daughter, you will initially experience a high level of discomfort. Gradually, this discomfort will subside, and you will merely feel traumatized. This is the “Break-In Period,” during which you are becoming accustomed to certain behaviors that will cause you concern, anxiety, and stress. One you have adapted to these behaviors, your teenager will start acting even worse.
ACTIVATION:
To activate your teenage daughter, simply place her in the vicinity of a telephone or Instant Messenger. No further programming is required.
SHUTDOWN:
Several hours after activation, you may desire to shut down your teenaged daughter. There is no way to do this.
CLEANING YOUR TEENAGED DAUGHTER:
Having a teenage daughter means learning the difference between the words “clean” and “neat.” Teenage daughters are very clean, because they take frequent showers that last more than an hour. They will scrub themselves with expensive, fragrant soaps which you must purchase for them because “like I’m sure I’m going to use like the same kind of soap my mom and dad use.” When they have completely drained the hot-water tank, they will step out & wrap themselves in every towel in the bathroom, which they will subsequently strew throughout the house. If you ask them to pick up the towels, you are confusing “clean” with “neat.” Teenagers are very busy & don’t have time to be neat. They expect others to pick up after them. These ‘others’ are called “parents.”
FEEDING YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER:
Your teenage daughter requires regular meals, which must be purchased for her at restaurants because she detests everything you eat because “it is like so disgusting.” She doesn’t want you to accompany her to these restaurants, because some people might see you and, “like I’m sure I want my friends to see me eating dinner with my parents”. Either order take-out food or just give her the money. If you order pizza, never answer the doorbell because the delivery boy might see you and, “ohmigod he is so hot!” Yes, your daughter’s idea of an attractive man is the pizza boy.
CLOTHING YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER:
Retailers make millions of dollars a year selling stylish and frankly, sensible clothing which will look adorable on your daughter. If you enjoy shopping, you will love the vast selections which are available to you. Unfortunately, your teenage daughter wants to dress like a lap dancer. You may be able to coerce her into putting on a cute outfit before leaving the house, but by the time she walks in the school door, she will be wearing something entirely different.
OTHER MAINTENANCE:
Teenage daughters require one or two levels of maintenance: “high,” and “ultra high.” Of course, YOUR daughter is “ultra high”. This means that whatever you do won’t be enough, and whatever you try, won’t work.
WARRANTY:
This product is not without defect because she has “your” genes, for heaven’s sake! If you think this is not fair, talk to your parents, who think it is hilarious. Your teenage daughter will remain a teenager for as long as it takes for her to become a woman; which in her opinion, has already happened, and as far as you are concerned, never really will. If you are dissatisfied with your teenage daughter, well, what did you expect? In any event, your warranty does not give you your little girl back under any circumstances, except that deep down she’s actually still there - you just have to look for her. Go ahead, try it-you just might find her!
Saturday, May 02, 2009
Friday, May 01, 2009
how to make a baby
Sooo....
im not sure if this IS how you make a baby... but if not, I'd like to think it cant be more fun than this!
im not sure if this IS how you make a baby... but if not, I'd like to think it cant be more fun than this!
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